Showing posts with label Jay Brannan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Brannan. Show all posts

Jun 12, 2011

[Movies] Shortbus (2006)

Shortbus (2006)In my many years of writing and self-publishing online, it's interesting to note that I've written quite a number of reviews for this movie on different locations. But with how the Geeky Guide has more and more become my central vehicle of expression, I've been doing my best to consolidate such efforts here instead of keeping things spread out across the web.

This movie certainly comes with its fair share of controversy given its highly graphic nature, it's unsimulated sexual acts and the many concepts it throws around (yes, including the gay stuff). But at the same time it's a very strong artistic piece that aimed to convey a deeper message with sex being the metaphor (instead of metaphors being used to depict sex, as is the norm). A lot of people tend to scoff at this kind of an explanation since for them sex on screen is porn and nothing else. And then you get the more shallow folks who have gone out of their way to watch this movie since it does feel a lot like porn at times.

This movie means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. Naturally I have my own somewhat complicated history with this particular movie and recently watching it again with my partner stirred some of those thoughts up. Ah well, such is life in the long run, I suppose. Everything will always remind you of something else, ad nauseam.

Jul 25, 2008

[Music] Jay Brannan and Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho on the red carpet at the Emmys 9/...Image via WikipediaOkay, I may not be the biggest Margaret Cho fan around, but I do appreciate her uncouth brand of humor like any other gay man - she is friendly to our kind after all, right? So when Jay Brannan got to "hook up" with her while in Los Angeles for his "Fat is a Feeling, Not a Shape" tour, the result was this very strange collaboration. Thankfully, Jay is a very active video blogger of sorts given the frequent updates he posts to his Youtube account.

Seriously, it's a song about giving head correctly. Allow me to post the lyrics for you:

"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho

the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine

i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command

[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks

maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate

never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt

[chorus]

come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found

[chorus]



jay brannan & margaret cho give expert advice


You know, this song just might catch on if they market it right, LOL.
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