Jul 25, 2008

[Music] Jay Brannan and Margaret Cho

Margaret Cho on the red carpet at the Emmys 9/...Image via WikipediaOkay, I may not be the biggest Margaret Cho fan around, but I do appreciate her uncouth brand of humor like any other gay man - she is friendly to our kind after all, right? So when Jay Brannan got to "hook up" with her while in Los Angeles for his "Fat is a Feeling, Not a Shape" tour, the result was this very strange collaboration. Thankfully, Jay is a very active video blogger of sorts given the frequent updates he posts to his Youtube account.

Seriously, it's a song about giving head correctly. Allow me to post the lyrics for you:

"relax your necks"
a work in progress
by jay brannan & margaret cho

the sun's beating down on my back
i got me a big burlap sack
i'm smilin' cuz it's harvest time
out to the fields to get what's mine

i got your balls in my hand
i'm the queen of this fertile land
you think it's your dick but please understand
your whole package is under my command

[chorus:]
to be adept at oral sex
you need to lose your gag reflex
if dick was poor, you could be the projects
if you relax your necks

maybe you've heard that i have class
but i'll stick my finger up your ass
let's go over what you ate
be sure there's no horses at the gate

never met a dick i couldn't milk
my esophagus is lined with silk
i'm a hooker of a different ilk
drinking every drop you ever spilt

[chorus]

come children gather around
to pain and suffering no longer be bound
go forth and gather dick by the pound
and bring me all the love that you found

[chorus]



jay brannan & margaret cho give expert advice


You know, this song just might catch on if they market it right, LOL.
Zemanta Pixie

2 comments:

kukuripupu said...

I like him better in Shortbus.

rOckY said...

I dunno...I kinda like him with short hair. You know me. =D

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